-She said I'm "only" forty-five. That made my day.
-No food or drink after midnight.
-I should shower with Dial anti-bacterial soap.
-I should take my meds in the morning with "just a tiny sip" of water.
My favorite part:
Her: Do you snore?
Me: Um, maybe a little?
Her: Do you snore louder than you speak?
Me: I don't know, I'm always asleep.
Her: Does your husband complain?
Me: He wouldn't dare!
Her: Okay. No, then.
This day is getting closer and closer. I'm getting closer and closer to being ready!