Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Pre-Op Phone Call

The hospital called today with my marching orders for my surgery the day after tomorrow.

Some highlights: 

-She said I'm "only" forty-five. That made my day.
-No food or drink after midnight.
-I should shower with Dial anti-bacterial soap.
-I should take my meds in the morning with "just a tiny sip" of water.

My favorite part:

Her: Do you snore?
Me: Um, maybe a little?
Her: Do you snore louder than you speak?
Me: I don't know, I'm always asleep.
Her: Does your husband complain?
Me: He wouldn't dare! 
Her: Okay. No, then. 

This day is getting closer and closer. I'm getting closer and closer to being ready! 

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