It's good to have goals...

We're off to Summerfest in Milwaukee today, which means it will be our first "real" day in the sun since I received "The Call". Okay, I'm a little nervous, but I'll be fine.

Friends, today it is my goal to not spend my day worrying about all the young girls chasing the rays. I will not randomly shout out "ARE YOU WEARING SUNSCREEN?!" at strangers. Okay? That is my pledge to you today.

I will act right in public.

I will not embarrass my children.

I will not obsess about the sun all day.

I will live my life.